pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo)


flowers-for-freaks:

i really want more punk ducks, but the place that i got mine at doesn’t have them in the claw machine anymore. However, i can buy 48 of them online for $200….. I will get that money and i will get my ducks. I will have an army

YOU GUYS LOOK AT THESE image

HOW COOL ARE THESE??? SO COOL


i really want more punk ducks, but the place that i got mine at doesn’t have them in the claw machine anymore. However, i can buy 48 of them online for $200….. I will get that money and i will get my ducks. I will have an army


diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.


ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal


(Source: frick-gaskarth)


marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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skeptikhaleesi:

  • Abusers can do nice things for people they are not abusing.
  • Abusers can do nice things for people that they are abusing.
  • Abusers can otherwise seem like nice, caring, supportive people when they are not actively abusing someone.
  • It does not mean they’re not fucking abusers.

officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals



evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)


nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.