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goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole

letthewordsoverflow:

original-southern-timelord:

original-southern-timelord:

So a few weeks ago I bought some pirate boots,

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Which is cool right? Because pirates. But then I cocked up the laces and….

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PIRATE STRIPPER BOOTS!

Perhaps this is some sort of sign…

I CAN GO FROM CAPTAIN OF THE HIGHSEAS TO CAPTAIN OF THE STRIP TEASE IN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS

I’m sorry but I really enjoyed that play on words

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

The dumb babies are learning to climb on the couch. I can no longer eat.  

unfriendlyasiangirl:

my favourite thing is when people tell me i make them happy when they’re sad and also when they tell me i’m pretty

beavercop:

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

jestem-wierszem:

owsely:

ashleyraelogan:

fucked-up-sketches:

The Little Voices
depression sitting at the left corner. ana sitting beside depression. binging-mia at the fridge. anxiety crying at left (down) corner. self-harm/cutting whispering to me, persuading me.

Sorry if I’m offending anyone by reblogging this when it doesn’t apply to me in any way, but I can’t keep my eyes off of it. It’s just so fascinating to me. I love this image. That creepy smile on depression and anorexia’s faces. And the eyes on self-harm/cutting. It’s just. Woah.  

My life.

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jestem-wierszem:

owsely:

ashleyraelogan:

fucked-up-sketches:

The Little Voices

depression sitting at the left corner. ana sitting beside depression. binging-mia at the fridge. anxiety crying at left (down) corner. self-harm/cutting whispering to me, persuading me.

Sorry if I’m offending anyone by reblogging this when it doesn’t apply to me in any way, but I can’t keep my eyes off of it. It’s just so fascinating to me. I love this image. 
That creepy smile on depression and anorexia’s faces. And the eyes on self-harm/cutting. It’s just. Woah.  

My life.

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farisaki:

I heard about the Nutella stealing fact in Germany so…

farisaki:

I heard about the Nutella stealing fact in Germany so…